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Post by Ares, The God Of War on Aug 30, 2012 18:37:42 GMT -5
A guy finishes up a day at work and decides, "I've worked hard these past couple of days, I deserve a drink." He finds a new, trendy, hipster bar, housed on the 105 Floor of an office building, and decides to try it out. He walks in, greeted by the smells of patchouli and Pabst Blue Ribbon, ordering himself a nice, stiff martini. He makes small talk for a bit before the bartender tells him, "I think you'll do good here, so long as you stay away from that guy.", pointing at a gentleman in an overcoat and porkpie hat, seemingly muttering into his drink. Five drinks later, having forgotten the bartender's warning, the man engages Mr Porkpie in a chat. After a bit of banter, Mr Porkpie motions for the man to follow him onto the balcony. He grins widely "Did you know, that we are actually so high up, that the thermals coming up the building would keep you from hitting the ground?" He smirks, leaping over the side before catching a thermal and landing softly on the balcony. The guy implores him to do it five more times, fascinated. Drunk and goofy, the man tries it himself, falling all the way down to the sidewalk. Mr. Porkpie walks back to the bar, smirking, the bartender looking at him and shaking his head. "Superman, you're a real fucking prick when you're drunk."
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Post by Ares, The God Of War on Sept 11, 2012 23:46:15 GMT -5
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